The Disco Dolfin of Zanadoo

New Info

2005-09-15T06:05:19Z

Nancy Ward- Works as a secretary or something
Taylor Wisecarver- Spotted doing nothing on several occasions, assumed to not be in college

College List

2005-09-13T01:47:30Z

I am updating this journal after a long time to try to compile a list of people in my senior class who ither dropped out of college, never left, or went to NOVA full or part time. This is not meant to hurt anyone but rather inform the rest of us.

Amir- Nova
Laurin- Dropped out of VCU going to NOVA
Alex A- Nova, Plans of being a police cop

i5524168957340 @ 2004-08-30T16:05:00

2004-08-30T20:07:00Z

Im not wearing pants and i havent since last night. I plan to postpone the putting on of pants as long as possible.

Ideas on how to improve wellfare in America

2004-08-23T02:36:44Z

1: people who ask for welfare will be given a part or full time job at the welfare office, moping, repairing, or even working the phones. No more free money.
2:when all jobs are filled, applicants will be given an official welfare sign to hang around there neck. They will use that sign to go door to door asking politely for money. Contributers will be noted and given a tax cut greater than or equal to that of there donation.
3: Applicants will be put to work making the official signs and processing the information given by contributers.
Rock Solid

i5524168957340 @ 2004-08-19T03:39:00

2004-08-19T07:39:43Z

had this bitch for a year or two now....HURRRAAAA FOR LJ!!! THE L OF J"S~

i5524168957340 @ 2004-08-19T03:27:00

2004-08-19T07:30:56Z

evan broke my tower of pennies... and i have commenced the reconstruction........Robocop is a goood movie because he kicks so much ass... He is in a constant state of ass whooping throughout the entire movie...people expect me to act normal but also hold me to a higher standard. Not fair. Thats eating a mouse and having you cookie too.

i5524168957340 @ 2004-08-16T03:01:00

2004-08-16T07:03:43Z

i rlized that in a lit parking lot at night if you hold your hand above your eyes blocking out the sky and lamps it looks like a cloudly day...

i5524168957340 @ 2004-08-16T02:56:00

2004-08-16T07:01:15Z

my keyboard can't express exsactly what im thinking. so i drew this acsii art

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im in a non usa place

2004-06-22T19:13:45Z

the end,

I learned too

2004-06-15T01:50:33Z

http://www.fact-index.com/s/se/sexual_slang.html

i wrote this poem about cock

2004-05-24T22:42:38Z

cock

the women whose face you'll see
only when she's sucking your cock
the men and their money
there large cocks that the point around like some fucking toy
a loaded gun
how many shoot them selves
kill them selves
with their own damn cocks

i removed the last two lines

I think hitler was right in killiing the jews

2004-05-19T00:18:01Z

There all assholes...

The Streets

2004-05-19T00:16:19Z

insound said there englands answer to Beck, i say their englands answer to eminem, or crap... In my eyes being a rapper is like being on a bomb squad. You fuck up and everyones pissed, and exploded. Some times both. Most of all rap is an american invention not to be exported.

i5524168957340 @ 2004-05-17T01:06:00

2004-05-17T05:07:36Z

When i feel sad i look at the bunney

my previous private entrie

2004-05-17T05:05:08Z

i dont see why everyone hated that picture so much its Just a bunny... Yep just a bunny. I like bunnys thats why i posted it, i really like that one cause he is pink. But no one seems to like him...

Bunnies

2004-05-16T03:01:14Z

From this point on this journal is FRIENDS ONLY!

2004-05-12T00:22:45Z

BUT, i'm doing this on the honor system, with no reenforcement or repercutions...

Terror Alert Bananna

2004-05-05T00:11:12Z

Shhhhhh...

2004-04-28T15:34:12Z

Its Gone.....http://www.pbase.com/image/27404959

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

2004-04-25T21:05:12Z

Hey Peter,

I drew your funny dream about the angry armadillo for my
comic strip, Slow Wave. It's on the main page now and should
be in select newsweeklies in a week or so. Thanks for
letting me use it, and please submit more when you have the
time and inspiration.

Best,
--
Jesse Reklaw your dreams i will draw
reklaw@slowwave.com http://www.slowwave.com
PO Box 11493 Berkeley CA 94712-2493 USA

damn Fags

2004-04-23T00:25:28Z

my mom and i were speedo shoping, and she saw this ford exporer, if had red flame stickers all over it. Be it that that is really ugly, my mom said "thats so gay" at FIRST i thought she ment Gay gay than she corrected me and said it was stupid gay. I was very suprised at this coming from my mother.

i5524168957340 @ 2004-04-19T21:31:00

2004-04-20T01:32:51Z

god what was it... oh yea, call me old fashioned but doesn't pizza normally have tomato sauce? Fuck you california pizza kitchen and your smelly state!

The FUTURE!!!!!!!!

2004-04-16T03:00:44Z

with a complete transformation at about 60

HOLY SHIT I REMEMBERED!

2004-04-14T02:31:45Z

ok, i was wondering if anyone else found the term Adult ADD to sound sexy?

i5524168957340 @ 2004-04-13T16:34:00

2004-04-13T20:34:57Z

I had a dream about my neww bass every nite for a week. So SWeet.